Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
President_Calhoun 8 day.ago"I have a riddle for you. How many pancakes could you eat on an empty stomach?" The blonde ponders for a moment. "I'd say maybe four." "No, you could only eat one, because after that your stomach would no longer be empty!" "Ha, clever!" says the blonde. That evening she's chatting with her husband. "Hey, I heard a good riddle today. How many pancakes could you eat on an empty stomach?" "Hmm, I could probably eat five." "Oh rats!" says the blonde. "If you'd said four, I had a really funny answer!"
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Head father says the rule is no talking for a year then he can say 2 words at years end.1st year ends and the father says " how was your 1styear?". He says," Bed hard." Next year he said " Food bad". 3rd year ends and the Father asked " How was the past year? Monk says " I quit!!!" Father says, " No surprise, you've done nothing but complain!"
My calculations today indicate I can retire 10 years after I die.
Now my lower back hertz.
A man finds out that his wife has a date with her lover at a hotel. He shows up at the location with a loaded gun, bursts into the room, and catches them naked in bed. Then, desperate, he takes the gun and points it at his temple. The two lovers look at him in shock and then burst out laughing. The man then yells, "There's nothing funny about this, you're next!"
He asked me who that was singing and I said, “It’s Kendrick Lamar, a hip hop artist.” He said, “Interesting. Our hip pop artist doesn't sing when she stops by on 'Chiropractor Thursdays'."
A dyslexic kid fears the temptations of Santa
A lot of talk about red and black, barely any mention of green, and a runtime that feels like an eternity
No kidding.
She was feeling stuffed.
Man who fart in church, sits in pew.
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